Just for Laugh!!!!

browsing the web i've got to a funny cite, which booming call centers is topic of the laugh ... chechk this out!!!
It was halloween. an agent felt like being nice tohis customers so he planned to say, "Have aHappy Halloween" as part of his closing spiel.
CSR: is there anything else that i can help youwith today?
cust: nome: ok, thank you for calling ****.

Haba HabaHalloween. (yeah... a very long Halloweenindeed.hahahha)isa pa, narinig ko naman na ginawa daw ng isangagent sa CS account ng c-cubed.
*monitored by QCcust: and where are you located?
agent: were located in Manila, Pelepens!(tumbling si QC at binalik sa training ang agent.hahaha)************************************************** *********
et0 pa additi0naL bL0opers:actuaL c0nversati0n sa isang technicaL acc0untsa C-Cubed (Cust0mer C0ntactCenter) habang nakabarge sa bidang agent na it0yung seni0r rep ng team niLa:
Filipin0 CUST: darLing are y0u a fiLipin0? (tagaL0gna tagaL0g yung accent)TSR: n0 ma'am I'm an american.(with c0nvicti0nper0 tagaL0g na tagaL0g din yung accent!)FiLipino CUST: are y0u sure ih0?
TSR: yes ma'am.FiLipin0 CUST: sigurad0 ka?TSR: yes ma'am.(eh kaLa k0 ba kan0 ka?... )
************************************************** **************gant0 maghandLe ng caLLs pag hindi nakapag redbuLL tap0s waLa pang tuL0g...muLa rin siLa sa C-Cubed!ring... ring... (bag0ng pas0k na caLL)
TSR: thank y0u f0r h0Lding...(aba ayuz yung 0pening spieL m0... pasad0 sa QAyan!)TSR: (kakagising Lang muLa sa maikLingpagkakaidLip habangnagt0tr0ubLesh0ot ng isang sikat na brand ngTV) ..0kay sir the next thingthat y0u have t0 d0 is t0 wash the vegetabLes...(nyek! c0oking sh0w ba yung paLabas sa TV iha?)**************************************************

*************************************ganit0 ang takb0 ng c0nversati0n kapag angkausap m0 eh hindi marun0ng umintindi ngengLish...sa TeLetech:
TSR: 0kay sir, Let's check if y0u wiLL be abLe t0g0 0nLine n0w...
CUST: yes... (yes Lang ng yes kase et0ngHAPON na it0... )
TSR: type in $&CUST: what? yahoo.cot?
TSR: n0 sir... yahoo.com...
CUST: yahoo.cot?
TSR: n0 sir... com... C-O-M
CUST: cot?
TSR: (asar na) .com sir!
CUST: aahhh... yahoo.cot.(may cot na paLang d0main... ganun ba sa Japan?gaLing!)
sa TeLetech uLe:bag0ng Labas Lang sa sine ng I-R0b0t... kakasineLang ata ng TSR na it0...
TSR: 0kay that's I as in R0b0t!
CUST: what?(ayuz sa ph0netics ha... )mga CMD bL0opers sa Link2Supp0rt
TSR: It's C as in CAT.
CUST: what?
TSR: C as in CAT. C-A-T... me0w me0w...(ayuz! very specific na yan ha baka hindi m0 pamagets...)
0 et0 pang versi0n B muLa sa team mate niya rin:
TSR: It's C as in CharLie... M as in Mary... and Das in Dog
CUST: Did y0u say B as in B0y?
TSR: No sir, it's D as in Dog... arf arf...(ayuz! gaLing ata sa z0o et0ng daLawang t0!)
TSR: It's CMD... Cust0mer Must Die...
CUST: (dead air)(naghang-up na paLa... natak0t baka mamatay... )
TSR: It's CMD... read my Lips....(sige nga patingin baka mabasa k0 sa phone...hehe... )
syempre hindi pahuhuLi ang mga agents saSYKES!
TSR: (sLeEpy m0de din... at kakagising din muLasa maikLing pagkakatuL0g habangnagt0tr0ubLesh0ot) Okay n0w g0 t0 the b0tique...(sL0wLy niya pang sinabi yun)(aba sister, ang aLam k0 tech dispatch Lang angpede...)
TSR: (sLeEpy m0de take 4!) It's capitaL F asMary...
CUST: okay and then what?(eh baka ang gust0 m0ng sabihin eh Fairy?)
TSR: ch0ong ch0ong ch0ong... ch0o ch0och0ooooong...
CUST: what? (pare mag mute ka naman...haLatang nagLaLaro habang nagt0tr0ubLesh0ot eh)
habang may caLL et0ng agent na it0 eh bigLangmay mga dumaan nanagkwekwentuhan ng maLakas in TagaL0g...
CUST: wh0 are th0se pe0pLe? Are y0u in India?
TSR: N0... y0u're in PhiLippines..(teka naLit0 ak0... sin0 bang nasa PhiLippines?yung caLLer 0 yung agent?Nasan ba ak0 ateh? )
CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, howmay I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!(oohhh... now I get it!!!)